jaclcfrost:

sorry for talking about the things i like so much

nglkendall:

Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

nippled:

no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

timelocked-intheimpala-withspike:

didney-worl-no-uta:

weteachuhow2:

How 2 Face Your Fears

BLESS YOU

wHY AM I LAUGHING THIS HARD

dickaloadeon:

dramasbomin:

9darkhours-9personas-9dorms:

bakuraryou:

johannahmontana:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

kaito-sama:

phoenixedo:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far

what the hell is bagged milk?

what

gUYS

IT’S JUST MILK

IN A BAG

WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT

BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?

HOW DO YOU EVEN

#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?

WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER

WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?

Even America isn’t that cheap

darrynek:

i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”.  i hate getting friendzoned

need them wishes

hitlersbreastmilk:

old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn

petparent:

getting ready for dick like

tescosfinest:

did i really just do this

beyoncebeytwice:

im grateful to anyone that still wants to be my friend after getting to know me

devotionii:

this is gonna become a new meme i can feel it

poopflow:

so i was on my computer and my mom comes up and sees my tabs and 

she STARTed SCREAMING OMG and I HAD TO EXPLAIN THAT ITS MY BLOG