sorry for talking about the things i like so much
Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia
no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese
How 2 Face Your Fears
wHY AM I LAUGHING THIS HARD
every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?
Even America isn’t that cheap
i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”. i hate getting friendzoned
old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn
getting ready for dick like
did i really just do this
im grateful to anyone that still wants to be my friend after getting to know me
this is gonna become a new meme i can feel it
so i was on my computer and my mom comes up and sees my tabs and
she STARTed SCREAMING OMG and I HAD TO EXPLAIN THAT ITS MY BLOG